Pet grooming can be easy or difficult but it is always necessary. My female regularly vacuuming is also necessary, though I take offense that she feels the need to remove my pet hair. 

I get regular brushing which feels great but I do my best to delay my nails getting done or having any contact with bath water. Since I love the ocean, salt water is my friend.

How would you groom a grouchy puppy?

First of all, using a hand-held vacuum right before guests arrive might be tolerated out of love [see photo] but is not the best the way to groom your dog. I'm a real animal.