I've discovered a deeply hidden, truly heartbreaking fact about myself.

I'm adopted.

It was a shock, big brother Inigo told me... it explained so much about my life, and it opened up some of my kitten memories. It was incredible, how it came rushing back to me!! I had a BOOTIFUL sister that was sent to a far away land!!

Now I can hear you saying, 'Rumbles, you have a sister!? She must be STUNNING!' ...and it's true! She is! In fact... she owns this blog!

That's right, the lovely Miss Cleo is my long lost sister. We were separated when I was but a tiny kitten and she was a young puppy.

Why were we separated? Simple. Together we would be able to rule the whole world. Our good-looking-ness would transcend space and time! Alien lifeforms would flock to earth just to bask in our light... but so much power is TOO much power.

And so, my bootiful sister was sent to a strange and unusual place called San Francisco, and I was sent to live on this tiny island of New Zealand.

I'm so glad I have a way to communicate with her through social networking... but we have to be cautious not to get TOO close, or there could be a supernova.

*RUMBLEPURR*